Prepare to Bitch, I mean take the Bar...

Today was registration for BarBri, THE bar preparation class. Tomorrow we kick off the six week course, complete with one 8:30 to 3:30 Saturday class. This means two things:

1. Drinking before noon? Try drinking before 9am, the start time of this wonderful summer course... (this will be induced by many factors, including, but not limited to: overly stressed classmates, complete boredom in many topics (civ pro, con law, sales, etc.), being in class again after weeks off of doing not much of anything...
2. Bitchiness levels will increase all over the country, unless drinking before noon becomes a popular bar prep tool-my advice: buy stock in liquor/wine/beer companies.

I hope we survive this summer and pass the bar. If not an island bartending job may be in the cards...